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HORRORscopes Bad luck AQUARIUS JAN 21 – FEB 19 You are walking in the park when a dog starts running at you, and you start yelling. But then you see a sign which says 'Dogs run free here'. PISCES FEB 20 – MAR 20 You're trying on a spacesuit when you suddenly need to fart. You can't tell them so you have to hold on to it. But no! You finally fart and you nearly suffocate from the smell. ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20 You are eating a bar of chocolate when your cousin asks you to swap your bar for his bigger one. It's only when you put the bar in your mouth that you realise your cousin gave you a slab of rock! TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 21 You spend $20 on a top-up card for your phone. But it doesn't work. So you buy another one. It doesn't work ether. Then you realise that you are in the Telecom shop and your phone is actually on 2degrees. CANCER JUNE 22 – JULY 23 You are playing rugby and you are about to score. But when you pass the line no- one congratulates you. Then you realise that you have crossed the other team's line! Shame! LEO JULY 24 – AUG 23 You have saved over $1,000 for your own MacBook. But when you come home from school the next day, your dad tells you that he used your money on a new table. Oh no! VIRGO AUG 24 – SEPT 23 Ah, dinner time! You sit in your chair ready to eat a lot. But when you stand up you feel the chair stuck to you! Your brother has put glue on your chair! Help! CONGRATULATIONS to ROBIN CHEN, 11, from Ponsonby Intermediate School, Auckland. Robin wrote this month's Bad Luck Horrorscopes and has won $50 prize money! Thanks to our ace illustrator, GRANT BROWN! GEMINI MAY 22 – JUNE 21 At your new school you soon have to go to the toilet. You enter the boys' toilet but you realise the door is locked from outside. Too late, you have already locked the door! You have to be rescued by a 100m ladder so you can climb down the window. Embarrassing! LIBRA SEPT 24 – OCT 23 You are in a badminton competition. The shuttlecock is coming... you are ready to slam it... so close! Bzzz! A wasp zooms past you and you jump away in fright and the shuttlecock falls to the floor. You have lost! No! SCORPIO OCT 24 – NOV 22 You doze off at the airport while waiting for your plane. When you wake up you find that your plane has left. Noooo! SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 – DEC 22 Someone tells you the answers for a maths test – yay! But the next day when your maths teacher tells you the results, he says you failed. The answers you were given were all wrong! Argh. CAPRICORN DEC 23 – JAN 20 It's Christmas Eve, and you pretend to be Santa at midnight by going down the chimney, but you set off a burglar alarm by accident. Send in your Bad Luck Horrorscopes (all 12). If your Horrorscopes are chosen for publication, we'll send you $50! To enter, attach to your entry coupon from page 60 and send it in, OR submit at the Upstart Friendship Club, www.upstartmag.co.nz. The Sun is over 300,000 times larger than Earth. www.upstartmag.co.nz 61 These are FUN horrorscopes for you to have a laugh at! WIN!